Taylor the latte boy之response

因為字數超過上限，拆成兩篇，不過五萬多字它是怎麼算的...

聽完了會覺得這首歌很甜蜜很青春對不對，沒想到!!
泰勒有首回覆這女孩的歌，我昨晚無意間發現，真是笑爆我了XDD
建議是看完歌詞一次再看影片，有戲很好笑
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK7QsyPJcnw&feature=related


一樣附上歌詞，不一樣的是，泰勒的回覆是我翻譯的，不是我愛翻譯，是我找不到有人翻 = =
不過這正好給我機會亂寫，我個人覺得這種歌跟我網誌挺搭哈哈哈哈
 

There's a girl who comes to Starbucks and i think she has a crush on me I can tell she has a crush on me that's too big to ignore she comes in here every morning at exactly 8:11 when the clock says 8:11 she comes walking through the door then one fateful Monday morning as she made her usual entrance i could tell that she was nervous and she has something to say  and i smoothly flipped the lever to prepare her double latte and she said her name was Hsiaota and i came back with "hey"     and i said my name was Taylor and here's a little extra foam as she left i cleaned her table and i found a folded napkin with this poem: Taylor the Latte Boy bring me Java bring me joy oh, Taylor the latte boy i love him i love him   i love him   so i should have got my nerve up and just said i wasn't interested but since she was clearly interested it all got out of hand cause before i found her poem   we had had this coversation i had told i was playing in the village with my band when i walked in Friday evening to our gig in Arthurs basement  i saw Hsiaota in the front row and i heard her scream my name then my friend said man she's crazy she's been here since 7:30 and she told me she's your girlfriend  and she's really glad she cam and then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home as I ran to try and lose her i composed another version of her poem Hsiaota The Stalker Chick you're a psycho and you are sick oh, Hsiaota the stalker chick you scare me you scare me    you scare me    I used to be the kind of gu who never was rude or doubting but now i've got this lunatic freak in my life every night now at my window she's shouting Taylor! the latte boy! go away i'm not your toy! Taylor the latte boy is calling    is calling the police many a girl has let me court her but i've never needed a restraining order Hsiaota! come find me now i'm tranferring to a new starbucks there's 20 on each block so gooooooooooood luck!

有個女孩來星巴克 我覺得她愛我 她根本就愛我!! 想假裝看不見也難 她每天早上都來 準時在8:11的時候 每次當時鐘走到8:11的時候 她就開門進來     然後在一個命運的星期一早晨 當她就跟平常一樣進來 我感覺得到她很緊張，而且她好像有什麼東西要說 然後我開始轉動攪拌棒 準備她的雙倍拿鐵 她說她叫小ta 我回她個"喔" 然後我說我叫泰勒 這邊有一些多的奶泡 她離開之後，我收拾桌子 然後我發現這張餐巾紙上有首詩   泰勒，這個拿鐵男 給我爪哇咖啡，也讓我心飛飛 喔! 泰勒，這個拿鐵男 我愛他 我愛他 我愛他   所以我得鼓起勇氣 跟她說我對她沒興趣 但很明顯她對我非常地有興趣 =  = 完了   因為在我看到她的情詩之前 我有跟她聊了一下 我跟她說我有在玩團   星期五傍晚 當我準備要去Arthurs的地下室演出的時候 我看到小ta坐在第一排 她一直尖叫我的名字  (哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了) 我的朋友跟我說"靠，這怪咖" 她從7:30就一直待在這裡 還說她是你女朋友  (XDDDD) 而且她很開心能來看表演  (這女的也太自以為XDDD) 我們表演結束之後，她一直follow我回家 = =   就當我想要用跑的來甩掉她 我改編了她的詩   小ta，妳這變態跟蹤狂女孩 妳是神經病妳很噁 噢小ta，妳這變態跟蹤狂 妳嚇爆我 嚇爆我 嚇爆我了 (我覺得這三句很好笑啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈) 我是那種 不會很無禮粗魯的人 但妳這個神經病瘋子 每天晚上都在我窗戶外大叫 泰勒! 這拿鐵男! 滾開!! 林北不是生來讓妳玩弄的 泰勒，這拿鐵男 正在 正在 報警啦!!!!   其實也是有很多女孩讓我想追她們 但其實我也不用多做啥 小ta!  有本事來找我啊 我現在在另外一家星巴克喔 每個街區有20間 找死妳!!!!!!!

原來一切的一切，都只是那個花癡一廂情願

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ5amIR5n_o&feature=related
這是另外一個版本，裡面有那個女孩哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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我今天收到兩張明信片，一張來自英國，一張來自澳洲
是小瞇跟瘦肉!!!!

好開心啊，大家出去玩或出國，特產可以不用，但拜託寄明信片給我好嗎!!!!